WTF? Lies All Over The Place!!

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So, I'm sitting here at work basically trying to just kill the next hour by finding great and witty things to share with all you assholes but guess what? Today is boring. Anyhow, I started getting a craving for something kind of sweet. I looked in the kitchen and of course there is no fruit or anything but there's a Goddamn fridge full of Tab, Coke (all kinds), Sprite, Dr. Pepper and like Fresco (barf). However, there is also a full carton of Pulp Free Tropicana Orange Juice. This is unheard of. Normally that shit is gone by 10am here. Then something catches my eye. A can of Minute Maid "Orangeade". I'm like, "Damn, that shit is good. It's so bad for you and so full of sugar that it kind of burns your throat but I LIKE it!" But then I think about how soda is the devil. But then I really want that damn Orangeade. So I decide to compare calories. WTF? The crappy "Orange DRANK" Orangeade is like only 40 calories more than the orange juice!!!

So I drank the poisonous stuff instead. Shit, it's good.