I was watching the news this morning and there's some hideous new trend that "Empty Nesters" are embracing and lonely old spinsters are trying out; Adopting baby monkeys to take the place of children and babies. I think this is a terrible idea. Besides the fact that it's kind of weird and creepy, people seem to forget that these are WILD animals. One lady was mauled to shit by her monkey just out of the blue! It started attacking the walls and then came after her ass and bit the shit out of her and scratched her to Hell! So then she had to take it to a Monkey Rescue place. Dumb bitch. Now the monkey is stressed out and in an entirely NEW environment. Also, a majority of these monkeys are literally ripped from their real mother's arms!! Talk about heartbreaking. They shoot the mothers with darts and then take their babies when they start to pass out. So the babies don't know why their mother isn't protecting them as they are pulled from their mother's backs, thrown into who the hell knows what kind of cage and then given to some fat, stupid bitch who is 'bored' and has a little money to throw around. I don't like this one bit. Just because you're too lazy or old to adopt a REAL baby doesn't mean you have to emotionally destroy a baby monkey's life. Fuck you anyways. Go eat some more bon bons and make friends with the people on mid day TV.
SAVE THE BABY MONKEYS FROM DUMB BITCHES!!!
OMG your brother just left for kauai and I am so lonely that I ordered one. He should be here today. I just put the crib and changing table together and hung his little clothes. What should I do?
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