In Vegas, makeup is ALWAYS your friend and it's best to take a touch-up purse. I suggest the 'cough' test before getting with that.
Even though I can't see her face I know he's lucky.
"Um, hey, can you watch my drink for a second. Those guys are weirding me out."
"I like COOOKIE!!!"
"C'mon, no one will notice you've put on some weight. Just give your hair some height, wear a colorful pattern and use some bronzer. It makes your face look thinner. I swear."
So a Fug, a tranny and a rabbit walk into a bar..."
I'm a complete nerd who has no idea what she's doing with her life but has some ideas...I'm a procrastinator, veggie person, craft lover, dumpster diver, secret spy, eavesdropper, pop culture junkie, celebrity lover and hater, animal lover, nuerotic and an eye roller. This is one of my blogs. Love it, hate it, eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it!
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