One More "Film" Review ( take the word "film" lightly here...

I finally got around to renting Paul Sapiano's THE BOYS AND GIRLS GUIDE TO GETTING DOWN. Hmmm...Okay. I will tell you upfront that it was ruined for me within the first like 2 minutes because one of the leads, "Kate" is this total cunty bitch I went to photography school with. No, I mean like a BITCH. Her name is Kat something (probably Kat Cunt). She was the kind of girl who acted all punk/ alt but would flirt with even our Commercial Photography professors and they totally got hard ons when she did cause she seemed like she would let them do kinky shit to her for good grades. She probably did. Also, she would scream at the new people in the dark room if they ever made the mistake of turning on one of the machines (um I don't remember what its called) without closing it first. (If you know anything about photography you know what I mean, but if you don't just know its an easy mistake for a new student to make, and, while annoying, is not a reason to be so horrible) So she ruined the fuck out of it for me, plus she was a shitty actress. However, I saw her a few months ago looking like shit at some greasy spoon diner in Silverlake so I don't think her Hollywood dreams have quite come true. Karma? I'm going to guess "Yes".

Some of Sapiano's writing was pretty funny, accurate. But did he get a deal on shooting exclusively at Beauty Bar? Cause that's the only location in the whole GD film. It was the kind of movie that lets the hipsters laugh at themselves without being too honest about how truly annoying and stupid they are. It kept it at a safe level. My feeling about Sapiano (because an ex of mine used to work at the place he is managed) is that he is a one hit wonder and can only write about one subject and not terrifically at that. So that's that. Here's a shitty scene. Don't waste your 2 bucks on renting it. Just go out to Cahuenga one night and laugh at the hipster assholes and Hollywood Sluts and spend your money on the drinks it will take to get you to be able to handle these retards.
Here's Kunty Cat's Oscar winning performance: