Because I'm a mean spirited person, I subscribe to this e-newsletter from this douchey party promoter named Craig Clemmens just so I can make fun of him. They come about once a month and just get better and better. He is a retarded snob (I've seen his picture so I'm not entirely sure why) but he has figured out how to seem "popular" and anyways any party promoter in LA can get laid by some failed starfucker.
So today's newsletter was about some whore convention called KANDY KRUISE. Oh my God. This shit is TRASHY! I sent the link to my friend who immediatley responded with, "I can't look at this anymore. My eyes don't know where to rest! What do you think this place looks like at 4AM. I bet there is a lot of date rape."
Date rape was my first thought when I checked out the site. Check out how they describe the cruise:
The Kandy Kruise is designed to be exclusive and sexy, so for the privileged few…we will dedicate 600 of the staterooms to female guests only and only 500 staterooms for gentlemen. All of the parties, entertainment and programming are designed to create the ultimate fantasy.
The Kandy Kruise will travel over 12 miles off shore to be in what is considered “International Waters”, which allows the ship to utilize its full cabaret license for gambling, sexy shows, and entertainment without restriction.
NAST! Oh, to be a fly on the wall of KANDY KRUISE. I would only go on this cruise if I had a full body protection suit and could be sterilized when it was over!
P.S. Isn't the guy in the 2nd picture the guy from The Real World, Hollywood who went to rehab? I blame KANDY KRUISE!!!!
Check out the retardedness here: http://www.kandykruise.com
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