Tuesday, October 14, 2008

My New Obsession! Hef's Twinsies!


I love these 2 new hookers! They are young AND, can it be?, even MORE trashy than Kendra. Believe me, I did not think this was possible! But it is. They are also from Florida which should answer any of your "Why?" questions. They deliver beat downs on outsiders as well as each other! You know this shit is bound to happen again at the Mansion. I'm sure an older, more established whore will attempt to put Karissa or Kristina in their place and end up with a concussion (if that old bitch is LUCKY!). I truly cannot wait for what this dream team PR nightmare will deliver.

Via TMZ-
"Hugh Hefner, 82, likes 'em young, blonde ... and bad.Turns out Hef's 19-year-old handpicked twin successors to the throne of Holly, Bridget and Kendra come with a checkered past. Karissa (left) and Kristina Shannon (right) -- who have recently moved into the Playboy Mansion -- were both busted by St. Petersburg, Fla. police for felony aggravated battery back in January. They both received probation and were ordered to pay restitution to the two victims.Karissa also has a misdemeanor battery charge on her record from 2007. Atta girl!Playboy had no comment.UPDATE 6:40 PM PT: We just talked to a relative of one of the victims and here's what they tell us went down. The twins went out after work with one of their Wing House co-workers, Erica Civello, to a house party. Kristina allegedly started arguing with Erica, and Karissa came up behind her and hit Erica over the head with a bottle of beer and they both "jumped her." Erica suffered a concussion."

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