Okay, so yesterday was Sunday Funday again for me and Gavin. I don't know what the Hell is up with the beach we have started going to but it attracts random riff raff. We don't really care because all we do is people watch the whole time, so at least it's entertaining.
The most exciting thing was the dead shark that had washed up on shore. All the little kids were poking it and touching it with the tip of their shoe then screaming and running away. A lot of people took pictures of it, which I thought was kind of gross. I guess it was kind cool looking in person but if they print out a pic of it or even forward it to their friends it's just going to look like something from the fish market. Whatever.
So anyways, Club Douche decided to make our beach their destination for the day. There were like 6 of them, in their late teens- early 20s, shirtless, of course. I mean, I understand it's the beach but the majority of them kept on their shoes and socks for some weird reason. Like, you could see their "sports socks" above the shoe. Dorks. There happened to be a lot of girls sitting alone at the beach yesterday too so it was only a matter of time before the Douches started showing off. They started with sit ups. One douche would stand on the other douches' feet and they would do as many sit ups as fast as they could. Douchey. Then they just kind of roamed around, pretending they were checking out the beach when really they were seeing if there were any hot girls to specifically target their "douchey-ness" to. Most of the girls had already seen the sit up show and were rolling there eyes. Then the douches saw the shark and that was it. They all came over to it and started poking it. One of them kicked it really hard, maybe hoping it would explode if it had been there in the sun a while. Then they rolled it over. They laughed loudly, then they looked to see if any girls were looking. They weren't. Then one of them tried to cut the fin off which was kind of disturbing but it WAS dead. Still no girls looking. Then they found some plywood. What happened next was truly disgusting. One of them took this long piece of plywood and stuck it in the sharks mouth, trying to shove it thru the shark! Sicko!!!! What a fucking asshole!!! He could only get it so far so then his friend comes up and decides to use HIS piece of plywood as a kind of hammer to hammer the stick down the sharks mouth. What a dick face! God. That kind of thing is why, in general, I hate high school boys. The girls that were laying out started gasping like "Oh my God! What is he doing?" of course, they were so full of themselves that it was like any attention was good attention, but you could tell the girls were disgusted. The little kids at the beach looked scared. Finally the lifeguard saw the shit and grabbed his little orange lifeguard floatie thing (although I have no idea why? To knock the shit out of the douches? I wished.) and started heading down the beach to see the commotion.
And do you know what those motherfucking douches did???? They ran away like the effing pussies they were. They seriously RAN away down the beach! Bitches! One girl was like "Oh wow. Running from the lifeguard, huh? Idiots."
What a bunch of Sissy Assholes!
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