Quote of the Day!

This is a quote near and dear to my heart...it is also over 20 years old!! It was uttered by the sweet, sweet gem of a person that is LANCE GRANT.

I was coming across the monkey bars, minding my own business when LANCE decides to start making his way across at the same time, on like super speed. We meet in the middle, our eyes both flash with will power. He looks at me and clearly says,

"Get out of the way or I'm gonna kick you in the CHINA!"

I immediately drop to the gravel below. I need my china, or at least will one day.

Lance Grant won this time.

Bastard.