Wait, I'm totally confused by people's "shocked" reaction to the Jolie- Pitt Household. It sounds like the household of my dreams and the household of my child hood!!! It's good times and total chaos all the time!
It's like this one time my mom made some tuna casserole thing for dinner and it tasted like straight up shit! (I think she put in wayyyyyy too much salt or something.) So she looked at us and said, "Okay, cake for dinner tonight". She had also baked some amazing cake and that's what we got instead.
And who the Hell cares when or how kids take baths? At least they get them in the tub!! This fake ass "nanny" needs to rethink her career path. Maybe the Library is hiring mean bitches. I was a nanny for 7 years for this one family and my agenda/ daily planner sounds right on key with the Jolie-Pitt Calendar.
THE CLAIMS:
The kids eat pizza and chocolate for breakfast
The kids have regular screaming matches
The kids have regular dart-gun wars
The kids all speak in different languages
The kids will all be in the delivery room when Angie gives birth
The kids take baths late at night and get water everywhere
Brad and Angie like to skinny dip at 2am
THE VERDICT:
Fucking Awesome
I mean, this is coming from the same person who lets my dog chew water bottle caps and eat popsicle sticks but I keep an eye on him and he LIKES it!
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