When I was in 10th grade I went with my older male cousin to Potter's Clay in Ensenada, Mexico (through Westmont College, a Christian college in Montecito, CA). I totally loved it but I would encourage anyone who is going to do this kind of volunteer work to choose with a NON religion affiliated program. Since I grew up going to Christian school, Catholic school and Seventh Day Adventist camps I was used to the stuff that secular people (non religious) would find weird and annoying. My cousin was like 26 at the time and kind of cute in that "baby face, soap opera, Christian boy -he totally believes in saving himself for marriage" douchey way. So all these sexually frustrated, self righteous little virgins were hard UP for him. Some of them were even bitches to me just because I was with him all the time. (Sick Bitches!!! He's my fucking cousin! Ugh, maybe in your small town, but HELL no). Plus he was annoying as hell. Don't get me wrong, I loved him and he was nice and funny and we had a great time but my eyes nearly fell out of my head from how many times I had to roll them when he acted like a retard and girls drooled over it. Anyways, it also sucked that we had to sleep in a tent in a field that was covered in ROCKS. Not like pebbles and not like boulders but big, craggy rocks. You'd wake up with one in the middle of your back or right under your butt. Don't get me wrong!!! I LOVED the trip but there were a few 'situations'. Most of the chicks freaked out about having to take showers in town. Like you had to go pay a dollar to use this tiny stall. Hey, at least they were clean and I didn't see any peep holes so they were good! I think a lot of the very sheltered Christian girls got kind of excited about "technically" being naked in a group in public. There was a lot of giggling and "Don't you dare peek! hee hee" going on. They got all worked up and hysterical and then came out with their wet hair and made googly eyes at my tard of a cousin. Barf. Also, whenever there was a snot nosed baby with no shoes toddling around or even a skeletal, flea ridden street dog, the girls would immediately go into "baby voice", something that makes me want to stab people in the larynx. It was like they were trying to convey to my cousin what good mothers they would be and that would make him think about children which might make him think about having children with them which would make him imagine having SEX with them! Whoo hoo! Scandalous! Dumb bitches. I'm sure he was doing that already in the $1.00 shower stall. Ugh. Nast! I think the thing that really made them all CREAM THEIR GODDAMN TWINKIES was how, every morning, he'd wait until everyone was awake in our "girl tent" (which slept like 10 of us- me, being the smallest at the time was smashed all the way down to the VERY end where the tent would collect freezing condensed water that would wake me every morning by soaking one whole side of my body-whichever side was touching the tent- annoying!!!) and then he'd yell into the opening of the tent (ew! ahaha, Im so immature. Sorry!), "Watch OUT! Here somes the STREAM ROLLER!!!!" and as I made gag faces in my little corner the other girls would scream and giggle some more, "No! NOOOO! You better, hahaha you better NOT, Scott!!! Doooonnnnn't!! hahahah hee hee hee!!!". I'd see them pull their sweatpants down lower or pull the shoulder of their "Jesus is Lord!" t-shirt over as far as they could. Hussy's!!! Then he'd go all, "Okay, here I come (probably more like 'cum'/ sorry but I'm just saying!!!) and he'd dive into our tent and roll all the way down one end on each girl and then down to the other end. Til he got to me where I'd say, "Get the fuck away from me, that's incest and your making me sick", I was sort of kidding. Mostly I was just disgusted. I'm sure the girls prayed the night before that Scott landed face to face with them when he was rolling over THEIR sleeping bag, instead of front to back. I'm a slut, I think about stuff like this and I knew those ho's were too. Claiming to be "Christian". Whatever.
Besides all that, it was an awesome trip and I totally recommend that anyone and everyone do something like this!!! Just no religious trips or you won't be able to stand it. (Oh and underage Christian college kids get REALLY excited about being able to drink alcohol in Mexico too!! They get shaky. Some of them actually do it if they get up the nerve and they keep saying "It's legal here! and it's just a beer dude. I've had a beer with my parents before." Morons!!!
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