There is no way to write this post so that it doesn't look bitter, but I don't give a Hell so here goes:
As many of you know I was engaged about a year ago...Things took a turn for the worse in the very last 2 weeks of the relationship. He went off all his 'medication' and lost his shit. I pulled myself together, packed up my baby (French Bulldog named Mazzy Lamb), and all my shit and hi-tailed it out of that apartment. About 2 months later I was informed that my ex (who was 29 at the time) had hooked up with this 18yr old stripper that worked at Star Strip AND gotten her knocked up. I thought I would be devastated by such news but because it was such an amazing, trashy and unbelievable situation, I was more shocked than anything. Then I started to enjoy the information. Since my ex couldn't even ever be bothered to get out of bed on the weekends (or any other day) to take Mazzy outside to pee, I can only IMAGINE the fine father he will make when his baby was up screaming all night. This guy has ZERO experience with kids. Well, lo and behold! He and his Lady have given birth to the spawn at last! Tipped off by a friend, I found some pictures of the little white lizard. Poor thing looks just like his parents and was given a horrendous name. Again, I thought this information would be hard to take...but all I can think about are his sleepless nights, shitty diapers and financial ruin! I'll be headed home tonight to my awesome boyfriend, my crazy but manageable Mazzy and my free lifestyle! haha! Take that! Maybe I'll send him a postcard from the Cayman Islands where my BF and I will be spending a long, deserved week. Oh my Hell. ha!
As many of you know I was engaged about a year ago...Things took a turn for the worse in the very last 2 weeks of the relationship. He went off all his 'medication' and lost his shit. I pulled myself together, packed up my baby (French Bulldog named Mazzy Lamb), and all my shit and hi-tailed it out of that apartment. About 2 months later I was informed that my ex (who was 29 at the time) had hooked up with this 18yr old stripper that worked at Star Strip AND gotten her knocked up. I thought I would be devastated by such news but because it was such an amazing, trashy and unbelievable situation, I was more shocked than anything. Then I started to enjoy the information. Since my ex couldn't even ever be bothered to get out of bed on the weekends (or any other day) to take Mazzy outside to pee, I can only IMAGINE the fine father he will make when his baby was up screaming all night. This guy has ZERO experience with kids. Well, lo and behold! He and his Lady have given birth to the spawn at last! Tipped off by a friend, I found some pictures of the little white lizard. Poor thing looks just like his parents and was given a horrendous name. Again, I thought this information would be hard to take...but all I can think about are his sleepless nights, shitty diapers and financial ruin! I'll be headed home tonight to my awesome boyfriend, my crazy but manageable Mazzy and my free lifestyle! haha! Take that! Maybe I'll send him a postcard from the Cayman Islands where my BF and I will be spending a long, deserved week. Oh my Hell. ha!
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