People Who Bore the Hell Out of Me.

Who is this boring bitch, Courtney, who runs the world's most mundane blog ever??? (HEART EXPLOSION) More like brain implosion!! Her entries are so effing "precious" that they make me want to kill myself! Below is one captivating entry from June 2nd. Criminy!!!

Here's her "awe inspiring" photo of herself.
"I just bought a Sonicare toothbrush! Thank you Amazon Prime! I am super excited to brush. Does that make me lame? Oh well… (photo from ?)"


WTF????

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People Who Bore the Hell Out of Me.

Lauren Conrad

What the Hell does this bitch do? She seems like one of those horrible snotty brats who grew up with all her needs but especially her WANTS taken care of and now she's got this terrible sense of entitlement. The worst part are her manners. Or rather her lack of. They are non-existent. Remember when this dumb ho was introduced to Marc Jacobs (right?) and she didn't even stand up from her seat. She looked annoyed that her arts and crafts session got interrupted. FUCK! Get your ass up, Bitch, and shake hands like your arm isn't halfway paralyzed. God! What a stupid skank!

Sadness at the Concert.

Okay, this was really sad. At the Duran Duran concert there were these 2 couples in front of us. One couple hadn't been dated that long, you could just tell, they were all nice to each other and totally excited to be going to a concert together. The other couple had obviously been married awhile. I'm gonna guess 5 years/ more or less. The wife was all about Duran Duran (like she probably rocked out to that shit in her 20's and is still a huge fan) and was dancing like crazy and acting out the songs and shit. Whatever, good for her. Ugh, but her frog of a husband sat there like he was watching paint dry! What the hell?? His wife was kinda cute and she kept trying to dance with her husband and be all sexy and shit and he REFUSED to pay her any attention. That was the saddest shit I've seen in a while. He just kept raising his eyebrows at her like, "Okay, I see you. I see you everyday anyways" and kept sitting down and checking emails on his iPhone. What an asshole! I felt really bad for her. She needs someone who recognizes that she is still in her prime and take that hot tramp wife home and do what needs to be done! I hope she finds this person one day. (Well, I'm supposed to say after she leaves her husband, but ugh, what a hassle. Just keep it quiet on the side!)