Showing posts with label Cayman Islands. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cayman Islands. Show all posts

Monday, June 9, 2008

I'm Back Bitches!


LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL!!!

Honestly, I am too tired to even write a halfway decent post....my whole body hurts from swimming, snorkeling, meeting Gavin's family, looking for shells, drinking, (smoking a cigarette for the FIRST TIME ever in the ocean at like midnight in the middle of of a wild thunderstorm with crazy ass lightening and I smoked 3 in a row- is that why my chest feels like an elephant sat on it???). So I will compose my thoughts, photos, and stories from the best 5 days of my life and share the non barf worthy parts with you.

Oh yeah! I caught the bouquet bitches!!!!! That's right!

And somehow I ended up with the garter belt too. Weird story...but don't worry, it's coming, it's coming okay???


Missed you all! Well, missed those of you that are cool bitches. hahah :)

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Adios Bitches!




I am off today for the Cayman Islands with my boyfriend to watch his brother throw his young life away = Get Married.
Posting might be rather lightl I get back on Monday the 9th, unless I can convince one of my wickedly funny sisters to take over for a day or two. Otherwise get ready for some awesome, crazy stories from the CI!! I'll take plenty of pictures of unsuspecting victims!! Haha.
Toodles, You tramps!!

Love,

Me