"16 and Pregnant" - Jordan

My favorite thing about this episode is how they keep talking about how they were "models" at some point, not that long ago. Really? REALLY? Hmmm. I don't think your grandma feeling bad for you because your mom dumped you on her 7 years ago and then putting your John Robert Powers/ Barbizon classes (at $1000 a pop, PER girl) on her credit card, and paying photographers that those schools force you to "shoot" with and then also paying for your trip to IMTA (soooo exclusive!) at about $2500 a pop proves that you are/ were 'models' but whatever. Clearly they have bigger problems.Jordan's boyfriend appears, at first, to not be that big of an asshole...but just look at how he treats Jordan's twin sister!! He's so effing rude to her! Jordan and her sister are basically the same person in that creepy way that twins are. So he should be a lot nicer to her. Also, he is living rent free in the grandma's house so he really needs to shut it. I also thought it was REALLY sweet of him to be a big baby on their infant, Noah's, first night home. Jordan is trying anything she can to get their baby to sleep after it keeps waking up every 15 minutes. At one point she is trying to kind of lull Noah back to sleep by rocking him and Ryan goes, "Do you know you're shaking the whole bed?" Whoa, dude. I'm SO sorry for you!! Sleep on the fucking COUCH then, you douche hat! Jesus!!

These people prove themselves to be incredibly thick skulled by listening to the baby SCREAM and SHRIEK for six. weeks. straight. Finally they decide to take Noah to the doctor. Thanks, parents. He only had severe acid reflux and was in pain for those entire six weeks of his poor little life.

Also, why can't Jordan just let her sister change the baby's diaper? What is the big deal? She makes some claim about how she has to learn to do it first (really? who doesn't know how to change a diaper or at least figure it out by diaper 2 or 3?) and hurts her sister's feelings. This family is basically useless.

Noah will probably grow up to be a boring person in a boring town surrounded by a boring family. Just like his mommy and daddy. Life is sad.

Good Luck, Noah!