Monday, June 2, 2008

Party On Mama Hogan!


Glad to know she carries on with such a heavy heart as her son sits in a windowless jail cell. I mean, I don't give a shit that he's there, but isn't his mother supposed too? That boyfriend of hers is DISGUSTING! Perhaps she is dancing the pain away. Right.

Song of the Day

ZWAN
"Honestly"
This video sucks ass but the song rocks. I seriously can't believe they went for the "band walking in slo mo down the hallway" shot, but I have defamed my true love, Billy Corgan, too much by saying that.


Friday, May 30, 2008

Quote of the Day!

1# "I swear to GOD! If I had to be a prostitute, I could totally be a better one than her!"- Said by my sister
Within the same conversation she said:
2# "Give your money to, like, Christian bums before you give any to HER!!"

Mazzy Photo of the Day


PRIVATE DANCER MAGAZINE

Have you seen this free "periodical" on your local street corner? No, not her. The actual magazine itself. TEAGAN doesn't have to do that kind of thing anymore, thank you very much. Anyhow, I LOVE this magazine. When you first open it there are "candids". Although, I'm not sure if you can call terribly unflattering flash photos that capture random, no name strippers in various states of undress while performing Olympic feats of strength, 'candids". But who cares!! In this issue there's an article about how a bunch of LA county strip clubs (including the beautiful Inland Empire/ Ontario) competed for the title of "Best Broadway Act" or something like that. See, the strippers got together and put on these little mini versions of Broadway plays! I honestly cant believe I missed this gem of a show/ experience.
Pick up your Pulitzer Prize deserving publication where ever free, sexually explicit magazines are placed on the street!

Stairway to Stardom "Hot Piece of the Day"

LOUISE MASCIA

"Let me entertain yooooouuu"

From the overt innuendos Louise makes, I'd say she has a future in entertainment for sure. Rouge, Valley Ball and Deja Vu all are taking applications (i.e. "Amateur Night!).

I read it in PRIVATE DANCER MAGAZINE. Have you seen this trashy shit?? See next post.

Deal of the Day

Delias "Brigitte" dress
$29.99

Lust Object of the Day

Alberta Ferretti Cocktail Dress
$3995

CONSCIOUS LIVING: Skid Row Part 2

Artist/ Designer of the Week

JASON FREENY

Check out his amazing works at
Moist Production
Check out his "Swag" section for rad downloads for your desktop and iPhone.

Song of the Day

DURAN DURAN
Come Undone


GREEN LIVING: Water

Thursday, May 29, 2008

MySpace "Model" of the Day

CHRISTIE LOVE
"Im a Budwieser girl. Drink it up!"

I Can't Wait For...

Women's Prison Dramas!!!
Alan Ball/ HBO- "Bad Girls"
Robert Rodgriguez-" Women in Chains"
FOX- "Prison Break: Cherry Hill"
Ever since I saw some campy women's prison movie on like, Oxygen, Ive never looked at a broomstick the same way ever again...SICK!
All I know is that somebody better say,
"Don't you walk away from me you chalk faced whore."


Quote of the Day!

"Keep in touch bitch face."
-Laurette, one of my most dear friends. It's her birthday today.
"Happy Birthday, Whore-ette!!"
-Me

CONSCIOUS LIVING: Skid Row Part 1

GREEN LIVING: Vampire Energy

"Fail" of the Day

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