Sunday, June 26, 2011

My New Favorite Blog- "Hello Loca"



This chick's blog is friggin amazing. Her advice is amazing. Check her out.



Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Club Foxy!!!



Because I find snarky comments and poor spelling to be an amazing combination I am a HUGE fan of Nik Richie's site, www.thedirty.com. That shit is hilarious. Once you become part of the "Dirty Army" (a daily visitor/ reader of the site) you start to figure out who is lying and who really, truly has the dirt on some slutty girl or douchey boy.

ANYWAYS, I recently saw some dude call a girl out for having been a prostitute at this place, Club Foxy, in Guam. Apparently the girl who was put "on blast" tries to convince everyone in her hometown that she is a good girl but this dude had pics of this chick working sticks at CF.

This place is AWESOME! They will fly you in, give you a place to stay and you only have to have sex with strangers! They will even help you save your ho money if you aren't really good with your own finances.

Seriously though, this place looks nasty and it looks like all you end up doing is exchanging sex for money from old divorced dudes who are going through some kind of midlife crisis. I picture 18- early 20's chicks squeezing their eyes shut to get through their first time being a hooker. DEPRESSING.

CHECK OUT THEIR WEBSITE:

One of the Reasons I am Glad I Don't Live in LA anymore



Sometimes I think I miss L.A.

I think about my favorite places to eat, drink, party, walk my dog...but then I think to myself, "Dude. You know what? You don't have to pretend you give a flying fuck about Nikki Finke and "Deadline Hollywood Daily" (website that everyone in Hollywood jerks it to every single day, multiple times a day). Do you know how awesome that is??

It's awesome.

Shower Scrubs are Rough!



My mom said I should use a sugar scrub. Like, straight up sugar from the kitchen. Lemme tell you something...I scrubbed too hard and that shit hurts. Go easy on yer face if you wanna try this too. All in all? It totally works tho.