Song of the Day!

I Hate Knowing This Shit About Everyone...

I've been privy to a lot of conversations lately about what happens when people have been married for a long time. Mostly these conversations have very little to do with love, loyalty and happiness. I'd say that 90% of the time they have to do with hatred, infidelity,disgust and boredom. I think the worst part of growing up is finding out that all the people you thought you knew, people you thought were "good" people who would never act 'like that", most certainly DO "act like that". Its depressing. I'm tired of watching the guy who appears to be a devoted husband get away with being a fucking cheater. I'm tired of listening to women talk about how much they hate their husbands. It's boring.

I used to think the best part of growing up was getting married and starting a family with the person who you loved and seemed like a great partner. Now? Ugh, it sounds awful and like a giant dissapointment waiting to happen. I've also noticed that a lot of the people who I went to High School with are now starting to get married and have children. I remember my peers as these really cool, outspoken, independant, subversive bitches who now have settled into these marriages with schlubby dudes who they wouldn't have thought TWICE about TALKING to in High School. What happened to us? I am still unmarried and approach the idea VERY cautiously. I feel like the minute I think it might be a good idea, my immediate next thought is, "Yeah, until you hate each other." This is sad city.

Song of the Day!

My boss kicks my ass on a daily basis (figuratively, of course) but sometimes she really makes up for the abuse by great gifts. A few weeks she sent me to the Britney Spears concert at the Staples Center. Third row, bitches!! It was the hottest shit ever!!!
Jordan Sparks was one of the opening acts and I knew NONE of her songs until she ended with NO AIR. It really is a beautiful song. I have been feeling that shit today for some reason so here you go: as if you haven't heard it a thousand times already!

THIS Is Why I Only Want Boys. Boys Kill Me!!!!

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Oh, but no red headed ones, okay? Sorry! Its just how I FEEL...

Song of the Day!

"WHAT A FEELING!"
Irene Cara

Enough With The 9yr Olds On The Goddamn Stripper Pole

Okay, here's the thing. When did our CHILDREN aspire to be / act like/ look like strippers? Fucking strippers? Women who, on the the whole, have been sexually abused and then go into "stripping" to victimize themselves over and over and over and over again each night?

That, in and of itself, is some fucking sadness and I say "great job, you shitty ass, fucking parents! GREAT job!"

 

Quote of The Day!

"You can't fuck a guy who works in a cubicle!"-

I cant quite remember, because to be honest, this was said a few days ago, but I think it was my boss....again.

YOU Try Being a Mother...Then come talk to me...

Okay, so there's this clip today of Kerry Katona snorting coke while her kids play downstairs or some shit. Yes, it's bad. Yes, it's awful of her to do. But can someone give this bitch a break? No, it's not right...but the bitches husband is off, God knows where, probably fucking underage whores and Kerry....well I guess she just needed a little pick me up to keep going. Look, it ain't right, but let's not be the first to throw stones at someone who is clearly on the LOW a the moment. Good job on checking the nose for remnants, but I would advise putting the shit on a higher shelf where the kids cant reach it and maybe even locking the bathroom door? Dang. Do it right, Kerry!!!

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/video/?vxSiteId=6d2e103b-e170-4f86-9c51-6eac37f8a93e&vxChannel=News&vxClipId=2160_455163&vxBitrate=300

This is some hot fucking shit

I guess when my boss says to me, "I want people to say to me, 'Your assistant is a BITCH', I guess this might be some inspiration for me to draw from. Who knows. But Im taking notes!

IM OF THE DAY!

This was to my company BFF-

Robynvanvalin (2:58:09 PM): I wish you worked here so we could take smoke breaks and get lung cancer togetehr and be like Thelma and Louise

Robynvanvalin (2:58:12 PM): that would be so hot

Robynvanvalin (2:58:15 PM): I'd be like

Robynvanvalin (2:58:24 PM): I dont want to die in a hospital

Robynvanvalin (2:58:27 PM): lets go to

Robynvanvalin (2:58:28 PM): like

Robynvanvalin (2:58:32 PM): Thunder down Under

Robynvanvalin (2:58:36 PM): and then drive off a cliff

Deal of the Day

Midnight Lupe Skull Tee by Rock Steady Clothing

$18.20

Check out this hot shirt I found on "Plasticland". Its on sale too.

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